f i l e c o i n
(or whatever idk how it works tbh)
⚠️⚠️⚠️ THIS ACTUALLY WORKS ⚠️⚠️⚠️
(we're shocked too)
toly said "filecoin" 3 times in the solana whitepaper
nobody noticed. we did. we built this. why? idk lol
(yes this is a real app, no we don't know why it works)
why does this exist???
honestly we're not sure either
The Whitepaper Easter Egg
toly said "filecoin" THREE TIMES in the solana whitepaper. we counted. twice. maybe three times. we lost count.
It Actually Works???
upload ur jpegs, pdfs, whatever. we store it. somehow. don't ask us how. no cap fr fr.
Ponzinomics
hold $FILE tokens = more storage. it's literally that simple. we're not even joking.
STORAGE TIERS (pay 2 win)
⚠️ not financial advice ⚠️
😐 Broke Tier
(for poors)
- ✓ 200MB (like 2 memes)
- ✓ 50MB per file
- ✓ basic features
- ✗ no respect
cost: $0 (ngmi)
😎 Holder Tier
(respectable)
- ✓ 1GB (decent)
- ✓ 200MB per file
- ✓ priority uploads
- ✓ some respect
cost: hold $FILE tokens
🐋 WHALE TIER
(GIGACHAD)
- ✓ 5GB (MASSIVE)
- ✓ 500MB per file
- ✓ MAXIMUM FLEX
- ✓ INFINITE RESPECT
cost: LOTS of $FILE (wagmi)
* tiers are real, prices are made up, nothing matters
⚠️ DISCLAIMER ⚠️
this is a real app. it actually stores files. we're as surprised as you are.
built by degens, for degens. powered by copium and solana.